...That a fat, nervous man asked me out. I said that I already had plans. (It was the truth.) ...I was at the grocery store and found a pa...
31 May 2012
30 May 2012
Chillin' in Unattractivehood
In my car today, I looked in the rear view mirror and realized, much to my dismay that my scalp was really dirty. Random, right? And my hair...
28 May 2012
Things
I have just discovered a new, brilliant song: Paradise by the Dashboard Light. It is brilliant, despite how dreadfully long it is (nine min...
23 May 2012
[SARCASM]I'm Brilliant[/SARCASM]
So! I was late for work the other day. I always get to work 20-30 minutes before my shift starts. I'm never late, ever. If I'm runni...
18 May 2012
Camp Hesitation
HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST. She who hesitates is equally lost. Whenever I over think something, I regret it. They say look before you le...
16 May 2012
Modes of Transportation
I want a truck! Somebody, build a truck that is awesomely trucky but gets 32 miles a gallon. Or maybe even just 28. Sure it is only 28 miles...
15 May 2012
Hello, this is P.Y.T speaking.
I am sitting here, alone, eating, like, twenty cookies. Quick, somebody. Come and help me! Please help me eat these before I make myself s...
13 May 2012
Best Lines from Dark Shadows
Barnabas: What is your age? Carolyn: Fifteen. Barnabas: Fifteen, and no husband? You must put those child-bearing hips to good use. I seek...
13 May 2012
11 May 2012
Seven Friday Shorts
1. SO! I'm a gonna blog cause I got things to say. Stuff like, I'm hot , and I'm hungry , and other exciting not very exciting ...
07 May 2012
Mostly Cabbage with a Splash of Royalty
This blog is long overdue for an update but, ah, can't think of anything blog-worthy to post. This weekend, that new Tim Burton movie ...
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