May I Not be Hated for Plagarism

Boys become men when they...
1. Follow you when you walk out.
2. Call you back when you hang up.
3. Hug you when you punch him.
4. Kiss you when you nag.
5. Watch chick flicks with you.
6. Tolerate your crying over love stories.
7. Hand you the remote control.
8. Pass on booze night just to listen to your rantings.
9. Don't flare up when you give directions.
10. Says "I'm sorry" and tells you he needs you.
11. Are as swift as a coursing river.
12. Have all the force of a great typhoon.
13. Have all the strength of a raging fire.
4. Are mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Amen and amen. ;)