Yesterday I gave so many people grief. It's just this thing I do, and I can be pretty good at it, too. Some day I am going to run into...
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May I Not be Hated for Plagarism
Boys become men when they... 1. Follow you when you walk out. 2. Call you back when you hang up. 3. Hug you when you punch him. 4. Kiss you ...
Destination: Lowe's
How're you all doing? Good? Me, too. Scatterbrained and stupid but good. So today I was supposed to go to Lowe's and buy two gallo...
Bring it On 'Cause I'm Not Here
I have jumped ship. Okay, I haven't yet. I have a job interview tomorrow. I am hoping that I like them, they like me, I get the position...
How Leo Tolstoy was Wrong
"A certain Russian writer said that happy families are all alike, which is absurd. Some happy families do nothing but train seals all d...
So Funny, DMV, So Funny
My sister said yesterday, "You need to take your road test tomorrow! We have to go!" during a conversation in which my transportat...
A Forgotten Bill
Yesterday I was looking at some of my things and I found a binder that I kept cards and letters I received in and I also found a few cards s...
Monday Messages
Dear Alarm Clock, Hey, are you feeling alright? You didn't beep this morning so I just wanted to check and make sure you weren't sic...
Rhetoric and Sarcastic and Davidisms
An example of rhetoric , supplied by Erik: "You know, a rhetorical question is like, when someone sees a lot of presents and they ask ...
The Best of 2009 Blog Challenge: VII & VIII
December 7th --Blog find of the year. The prize for this goes to Lucy the Valiant , I think. I found that blog sometime earlier this year wh...
Cunctation Station
Procrastination is my curse, It brings me so much sorrow. Course I can quit most any time-- In fact, I will! Tomorrow! -- Anonymous So tonig...
Childhood Career Choices
"I wanted to be an architect when I was a kid, but I couldn't draw because I was always smudging the lines so, I became a computer ...
Chesterton, Chesterton, Oh Chesterton
"'I have wondered,' said the Marquis, taking a great bite out of a slice of bread and jam, 'whether it wouldn't be bett...
The Wisdom of Lemony Snicket
"Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is somethin...
Random Bit From My Tuesday
Daniel and Kristen are dating, and they are the most amusing boy and girlfriend ever. This has been Random Bit From My Tuesday, thanks for r...
School Answering Machine Message
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, plea...
The Other Week at Kristen the Gently Mad
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I wrote most of this post about two weeks ago. Wednesday I began thinking about going and doing some cleaning. The house was (and is) a mess...
Negligence
Yes, I have been neglecting my blog and haven't been on the internet but...this is just to inform you that I don't plan on jumping o...
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