...I just wish it didn't smell so bad. It smells like one of those huge green vitamin pills that you can buy at health food stores.
The Top of the Class
I am so out of it today. I literally ran into the door, I've tripped countless times, cut my finger on the racking at work, and bashed m...
Everything But What's Actually on My Mind
I need to get back into using my datebook. Well, I should get a new one. Since it is, well, basically 2012. And if I spend money on it I'...
Great [Hair] Expectations
In a week I am going to get on here and post "GONE GINGER" and then I am going to post that gif of the chicken that says "I r...
Stuffs
Somewhere there is a dead rat under the floorboards. Or something. The house smells so bad. I noticed it first yesterday and oh my land, it&...
.0014%
Today I did something I swore to myself I would never do. I signed an error percentage sheet today at work. It was for two week ago, the wee...
Need More Time and Energy
Posting this gif again because, IT'S SO RELEVANT. Her mattress looks really hard.
Tired as...Really Tired
This is just how I've been feeling this week. OY VEY. Also: what a cute room! :)
Forever Stressed
Actually, I am going to text my sister and work through this rationally. Rationally. It's almost as funny as the picture above. ;)
Down with Tomorrow!
The weekend is over and it is back to dreaded reality. Ugh. I am afraid I am going to get yelled at tomorrow. I would rather not get yelled ...
Plea for Ctrl + Alt + Z
Every day I discover new ducts to my suckage that I never knew existed. I am piling up sucks and the dam is about to give way. They say that...
Bein' Green
Today I wore my new Little Miss shirt to work. It's purple and says "little miss sunshine" on the front. I found it both ironi...
Seven Friday Shorts
1. This is a post in which I come up with seven different topics and write about them in 10 minutes. The goal is to have this post up and po...
Too Much Information
Today blogs everywhere are showing lists of things that people are thankful for. I'm just sitting here hating myself. I don't want t...
Brace Yourself, the Emo has Landed
Perfectionism. I don't fear failure. No. I'm not a procrastinator because I know a project will fail, I'm a procrastinator becau...
This is My Quest
To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unr...
Seven Friday Shorts
1. K: I saw Valerie yesterday. D: Oh, really? I miss her. K: Me, too. Seeing her, well, pretty much made my night. I was pretty fond of...
All I Want for Christmas is My Health
Day five of sinusitis. So much fun. The weekend wasn't so bad because, well, it was the weekend. Monday was a nightmare. Pounding heada...
Let's Be Honest, or Keeping it Real
This week I am testing myself like I haven't tested myself for months. Maybe longer. If you read my last post you may recall that I touc...
Seven Friday Shorts
1. Lunch. I need a new, revolutionary, extremely genius lunch revamp. Currently my options are fast food and sandwiches. The former is time-...
Loose Sentences
Today was a great day. I cannot really expand on that thought much. Today was just an awesome day. I hope tomorrow is great, too. Trying to ...
Seven Friday Shorts
1. Yesterday I watched Scream 4, the slasher horror film. My two reactions: --What? You idiot! This is weird. You are a psycho! I don't ...
Four Points of Awesome
1. I got zero errors at work today. Woohoo! I am learning a new *can't think of appropriate word* and this is the first day since I star...
Seven Friday Shorts
1. My poor little hands are suffering so much, the poor things. They're dry and hangnailified and the nails are stubby and break a lot. ...
More
And less of not getting out of bed in the morning and doing all those things. More doing and less...thinking about doing.
Things I Have Been Told
...Recently by old men I barely know. All paraphrases because I haven't got an above average memory. 1. Whilst square dancing, "Whe...
Another Day
I had a doughnut today. Oh, bliss, sinful bliss. I looove doughnuts, I love them entirely too much. And I just got home from work. I spent t...
Doobldedo
Don't you hate it when you turn on the radio and it's the end of a really great song? Or when a really great song plays on the radio...
If My Heart Says, "I'm Sorry" Can We Leave it at That?
I have died of shame and embarrassment. Eventually I will resurrect and be my old not-afraid-to-look-you-in-the-face self. Life goes on whet...
Weekend Post
On Friday I filled up my gas tank and, one weekend later, I've got half a tank of gas left. Egads! In other news, I had a very fantastic...
Navigating the Maze Like a Boss
After work yesterday I had amazingly awesome fun times with friends. It was amazing. So much fun. :) We went and corn mazed. For awhile we j...
The Why
As you well know, I've been feeling lonely and depressed. I think I've discovered the why to this. And I thought it was worthy of a ...
For Entertainment Purposes Only
I was surfing the radio in the car yesterday. I came across a station playing Fleetwood Mac's Go Your Own Way. I was like, "YESSS!&...
Not the Brightest Knife in the Drawer
Today I put my glasses through the washing machine. ...Just, wow. How does a person put their glasses through the wash? Obviously it takes s...
Who Am I? and Real Good Things
Every time I've tried posting this week I've stopped because I just sounded way too depressed. I'm sure anyone who reads this bl...
On My Football Education
There is a Packer/Bear football game on Sunday at three o'clock. I know this because a guy at work told me so yesterday. I was wearing m...
Story of My Life
I have listened to the song Somewhere Only We Know by Keane so many times this week. And if you have a minute why don't we go Talk about...
The Perfect Solution
Oh, boy. Today is shaping up to be quite a day. May I get off early so that I may go home and be sick in peace. On the other hand, I don'...
Somewhere Only We Know
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? I'm getting old and I need something to rely on So tell me when, you're gonna let me in I'...
Marshmellow Shampoo
Sometime yesterday I suddenly felt a desperate need to wash my hair with a clarifying shampoo. Quite suddenly, my hair felt weighed down, fu...
On Text Messaging
That line from Lady Antebellum's Need You Now that goes, "Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it any more." I ...
I'm a Big Girl Now
So far this week I have worked thirty-six and a half hours. I am so tired right now, but only one more day until the weekend. This week has ...
Lyric Guessing Game Answers
1. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen The version I was listening to was the Glee version. Bohemian Rhapsody: such a weird song. Correctly guessed b...
Don't Mind Me
AAAHHHHH! O.o Words cannot describe, these thoughts screaming through my head. They're running around up there trying to find closure. T...
Guessing Game
This is for some interaction between blogger and reader. I am going to put my Pandora on shuffle and for the first twenty songs that come up...
Forty-Three Questions
Remember those days when tagging was all the rage? I figured I would revive the game momentarily. I am redoing this tag that I did about two...
Currently On...
I am having a bad day that does not have a twenty-four hour limit. This generally unpleasant feeling started yesterday sometime between the ...
What's Up
I was just going to post a post titled "Songs for the Current Events" with lyrics from "Go the Distance" from Hercules a...
And I Love Her
I am listening to the Beatles because....
...I have been spamming someone's voicemail box. ...I am feeling Stressed ...Adult life is ...
In My Life
How strange
This feeling that my life's begun at last
This change,
Can people really fall in love so fast?
What's the matter w...
Seven Friday Shorts
1. The other week in an episode where I chased a urine soaked dog around the kitchen, I broke my old sandals. I don't mind because I did...
Nothing Like I Expected
Every once in awhile I repeat the same mistake. Okay, I make a lot of mistakes but every once in awhile I repeat that turn-off-alarm-instead...
Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Singin'
Up until five minutes ago I thought that the line from the song Sway was "Only you have that magic technique/When we swing I go 'We...
Seven Friday Shorts
1. I was surfing YouTube and I clicked to listen to Work by Jars of Clay and then went back to the other page I was surfing. A commercial/tr...
The Good Vs. the Bad
The bad:
I haven't had a proper sleep in two days. I was all excited for the weekend and then someone had to go and have other plans. A...
Sleepytime Entertainment
Last night I dreamed that I went to sign-up our Most Amazing Skit Ever for Talent Night. And, horror of horrors, all the slots were filled! ...
Because It Is 6:30AM and I Have All the Time in the World
I want to go out for breakfast. And I want my nails to stop chipping and cracking because it is super annoying.
Seven Friday Shorts
1. I just got home to temporary, just-for-the-weekend home. I am chilling out, panting my nails with clear polish (very poorly, I'll add...
Tennant Will Fix You
I want a Tumblr, I want a Tumblr. Tumblrs have a couple of really great points. Just not enough to make me actually get one, enough to make ...
Topic: Music, Method: Random
Why is Glee's cover of Sweet Caroline so short? No one can sing it like Noah Puckerman [Mark Salling?] but it is so short. It's two ...
The Aftermath
The backs of my calves are burnt, my arms are burnt, my forehead is red and shiny, my neck is burnt, my shoulders are burnt, my tan lines ar...
In Anticipation Of
I am going to IgniteFest today. It is going to be fantastic. I'm seeing Finding Favor, a little band I've never heard of before. P...
Little Opie Griffith
Opie: But I don't want her to leave! If she goes, what'll happen to her? She doesn't know how to do anything-- play ball, catch ...
The Tea Party
I have just recently added a new song to my list of songs that I am fond of. Mainly the song Love Like the Movies by the Avett Brothers . Al...
Seven Friday Shorts
1. It's raining. Oh, joyous day. It is raining. 2. I found a really fantastic tumblr recently. This is it. It will probably only be a...
Public Complaints
The worldly widely web just ate my blog post. Thus, no fascinating post today. This is all you get: SO HOT. SICK. How much longer until the ...
Today's Lyrics
I think you can safely expect to see more of me on my blog because I just officially jumped off a cliff. I mean, deleted my Facebook. Someth...
Wednesday
Yesterday I had my first over-eight-hour day at work in quite some time. I used to work nine-, ten-, twelve-hour days all the time but haven...
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