Things I Have Been Told

...Recently by old men I barely know. All paraphrases because I haven't got an above average memory.

1. Whilst square dancing, "Where have you been? Have you been running around with all these other fellows?"

2. "You've got muscles." And I was like, "Thank you?"

3. "When I called you pretty the other day you just looked at me like, 'Are you talking to me?'"

In other news, put in a word for the shift I would like to switch to. Mainly, 8:30AM. *fingers crossed*

And, how is it that I cannot get myself into bed at a reasonable time? Too easily distracted. And that loathed procrastination problem. Tomorrow will be another day of can't-keep-my-eyes-open.

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