The newspaper was on the couch.
I sat down.
I started reading it.
It was actually interesting.
But I wish there were not so many advertisement type sections. Boring! :P
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2 comments:
Join the club.
Uhh... I'd really like a physical copy of the statement but can't afford it. Do you have anything under $5?
Heather
You're weird, Kris. Very weird. :P I'd really love the Back-of-Napkin form, but I sadly can't afford it. What makes it so expensive? I mean, production costs can't have gone so shockingly high so suddenly, could they have?
~Queen Lucy~
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