The Archaeopteryx

This post is merely for the sake of making fun of evolution. Please don’t read this if you will be offended.

The question before us is this, if a Archaeopteryx can be a "intermediate link" then why can’t a pig be one? Think like a evolutionist, if you use your imagination like a evolutionist does (claiming to use facts) you can make any animal/plant/atom evolve into anything!
There’s just one problem you can’t say a pig is an intermediate link because in a couple billion years there would be no pigs! It’s not like there’s gonna be another big bang to make more algae, that will evolve into fish, that will evolve into reptiles, that will evolve into mammals. I don’t think anyone would like that idea of no pigs, were would we put our kitchen waists? What would we do without that juicy, tender, deluctible meat! (*gags*) Basically from the way it looks right now the world can’t live without pigs! But that brings us to another thought, if there’s won’t be pigs in a couple billion years then there won’t be anything at all, period. Except humans of course, but no algae, no plants, no animals, except humans. But wait, maybe humans won’t be here, maybe we’re evolving into another form too!! They’ll call those evolving years the Dog Gone It Years.

But back to the original point.
Wait did I have a point to began with?
Didn’t think so.

Well, wadda think? Was it at all funny or interesting? But a evolutionist could come right back at me with a thing like this throwing these same sentences, just flipped to be against a catastrophist! Which ever theory is right cannot be proven. But I belive in God and I belive he created the earth in seven days, that’s that.

(Imported from HomeschoolBlogger.)