...That a fat, nervous man asked me out. I said that I already had plans. (It was the truth.) ...I was at the grocery store and found a pa...
Chillin' in Unattractivehood
In my car today, I looked in the rear view mirror and realized, much to my dismay that my scalp was really dirty. Random, right? And my hair...
Things
I have just discovered a new, brilliant song: Paradise by the Dashboard Light. It is brilliant, despite how dreadfully long it is (nine min...
[SARCASM]I'm Brilliant[/SARCASM]
So! I was late for work the other day. I always get to work 20-30 minutes before my shift starts. I'm never late, ever. If I'm runni...
Camp Hesitation
HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST. She who hesitates is equally lost. Whenever I over think something, I regret it. They say look before you le...
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