...That a fat, nervous man asked me out. I said that I already had plans. (It was the truth.)
...I was at the grocery store and found a package of dead, dry, whole rats for sale. Also, the biggest slice of cheese I'd ever seen.
...I got sick and told everyone I was dying. Then I recovered. (In my dream, it wasn't the first time I'd cried wolf, either.)
...I drove through a blizzard that left more debris in the road than snow. I slipped plenty but spent more time avoiding fallen street signs and abandoned vehicles.
Got to stay entertained!
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