Monday Messages

Dear Washer,

You've recovered! I love you. *hugs*

Love,
Miss Laundromat

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Dear Anonymous Male,

You are a gentleman. Congratulations.

Love,
Miss Grateful

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Dear Dryer,

Question: Why do you hate my guts?

Love,
Miss Annoyed

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Dear Evening,

You were great. I shall love you forever, like you for always, and remember you fondly.

Love,
Miss Partied

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