Dear Weatherman,
Hi, I would like to reserve a date with Sunny N. Sixty, V. I am available every day, the sooner the better.
Thank you!
Love,
Miss Puddle
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Dear Ego,
I got a raise! I need to take you to the dentist, raises are full of sugar.
Love,
Miss Puffed
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Dear Self,
You're foolish, ignorant, and rebelious, the longer I know you the worse you get.
Here's a complimentary toothbrush.
Love,
Miss Me
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Dear Ego,
How do you feel now?
Love,
Miss Shrunk
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Dear Relationship,
Why are you so hard? You're so hard there is no crash course or user's manual. And even if there was I would either get a F- or I wouldn't be able to get through the big words.
Love,
Miss Clueless
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